Baffling Protesters One "I love you" at a Time

Kill them with kindness is ann old saying probably beat into everyone's head as a kid. Recently, however, the Portland police squad put this into practice and had nothing short of amazing results.

 

The police allowed the protesters to state their cause and also spritzed them with a gentle mist to make sure no one overheated in the hot sun. The crowd was baffled and dispersed after a short amount of time. Who says politics aren't funny?

 

Dodge That Bullet

"Go ahead, make my day". Clint Eastwood may not have been the original bad ass, but he definitely will go down as one of the baddest of bad asses in all time. John Wayne is in that list too, but he was a bit more saddle sore. In memory of Harry Callahan and all other crazy cool dudes, we just released a new shirt!

We had the barrel modified to be so long that it wraps all the way around and points at itself. Which, we suppose, technically makes it useless -- if not self-destructive. But that's not the point. The point is that a gun this size sends a clear message about the person holding it: "I do not have all my marbles."

But then again, who needs marbles when you've got a gun this big? So go ahead, make my day!